BAFFLING YOU WITH MY BULLSHIT

Sep 01

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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Sep 01
sarcasticsadism:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

Let’s make this the new fandom

sarcasticsadism:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

Let’s make this the new fandom

Sep 01

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

Sep 01

Anonymous said: What terrorist country are you from?

the-hero-of-ages:

The United States of America

Sep 01

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

Sep 01

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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Sep 01

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

Sep 01

scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

Sep 01
  • me: *puts earphones in*
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  • me: oh right
  • me: *plays music*
Sep 01

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

Sep 01

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

Sep 01

johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

Sep 01
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

Sep 01

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

Sep 01
homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy


she’s evolving faster than we thought 


Can’t wait to see her final form

homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

she’s evolving faster than we thought

Can’t wait to see her final form