BAFFLING YOU WITH MY BULLSHIT

Aug 29
Aug 29

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

Aug 29
hipsterloli:
Aug 29
cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

Aug 29

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

Aug 29

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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Aug 29
Aug 29
ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit

ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit

Aug 29
Aug 29

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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Aug 29

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

Aug 29

dolllarbills:

*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….

Aug 29
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

Aug 29

ragingegyptian:

Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always

Aug 29

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook