BAFFLING YOU WITH MY BULLSHIT

Sep 19

verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

Sep 19
Sep 19

subtlyforyou:

Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

Sep 19

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

Sep 19
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
Sep 19
Sep 19
bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

Sep 19
pink-station-gerard:


Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

Sep 19

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Sep 19
Sep 19

karmarsi:

the-hedgehog-whisperer:

You want to see something punny ??

Sep 19

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

Sep 19
proctalgia:

californians

proctalgia:

californians

Sep 19

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

Sep 19
epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.