BAFFLING YOU WITH MY BULLSHIT

Jul 30
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

Jul 30
Jul 30

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

Jul 30
Jul 30
tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

Jul 30

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

Jul 30
john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

Jul 30

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

Jul 30
wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

Jul 29

hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

Jul 29

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

Jul 29
Jul 29

diamoncls:

my ronald reagan library snaps are all i care about

Jul 29

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

Jul 29

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them