BAFFLING YOU WITH MY BULLSHIT

Sep 30
  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
Sep 29

perchu:

dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

image

i dont like this

Sep 29
shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

Sep 29

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

Sep 29
Sep 29

riddlemehiddleston:

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

I literally remember doing this as a kid

Sep 29
nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

Sep 29
  • Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • College: did I have class today
Sep 29
Sep 29
Sep 29

cos-tam:

Idk if there was something like this before but I know that there are tons of little Legolas braiding his dads hair but almost none when Thranduil is braiding his son
I mean that if Legolas was a little clumsy prince then maybe it was Thranduil who made this hairstyle which Legolas has kept forever bcus he loves his ada so much idk I’m just having feelings about these both again

Sep 29

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

Sep 28

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

Sep 28

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

image

Sep 28

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem